How did things ever get so far? I don’t know. It’s so unfortunate … so unnecessary ….
By Hilary White
That’s all right. These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one. You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble.
Everybody stop worrying. Relax. Grab a brewskie and a bowl of popcorn. World’s ending, dude. What have we got to worry about?
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