It’s not the Church that is trying to trap you in an eternal prison of sin.

“Church makes gay lives hell”

Sir,

once you have decided to “self-identify” as “gay,” you have left the moral universe (ahem) behind you and have entered a wonderful new world of self-indulgence and self-delusion where you can do anything you want with your own or someone else’s body parts. If that is what you really want, I suggest you get on with that.

But if you want to be a member of the Body of Christ, you have to give that up.

I submit that it is not the Church that makes your life “hell” but the moral dissonance you experience while trying to have it both ways.

Also, your eternity in actual Hell will be a great deal worse than you can possibly imagine. Please give up the buttsecks before you die. When you’re ready to do that, give us a call,

we’ll still be here.

Yours,

The Catholic Church

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