Ace Code Breakers Set to Work on Pope Francis Synod Statements
By Laurence England
WUWTS team of crack code-breakers will be doing their level best to deconstruct the ‘codes’ in Pope Francis’s language during this Synod. And on the eve of the Synod, it’s already begun!
The vast reams of ‘code’ language employed by Pope Francis over the past two years is now an essential part of Francis’s communication strategies.
The media like it and, like it or not, it has worked miracles at emboldening heretics and confusing and disheartening Catholics faithful to the immutable truths of the Holy Faith.
Already, we’ve managed to obtain a rough translation of the code from our team at WUWTS, (Cheltenham office).
‘We must see people as “a gift even when they walk different paths…the church is an open house.”
Pope Francis, at Vigil for the Synod on the Family
…means…
“Everyone is welcome to come to Holy Communion, in my opinion, including unrepentant active homosexuals and adulterers.”
…which has also been decoded by another expert as…
“…Who am I to judge?”
Of course, Cardinal Kasper, being not the Pope, doesn’t have to be so cagey and is therefore more free to tell the media, “You were born gay!”
The Pope can’t (quite yet) say that, you see. That just wouldn’t be … errr… Catholic.
According to Breitbart…
“At a recent launch in Rome for his new book Witness to Mercy, the Cardinal complained of those who want to close off dialogue on certain issues as if they were settled forever. In his book, released to coincide with the opening of the synod, the Cardinal deals with a number of hot-button issues, such as homosexuality. “For me, this inclination is a question mark: it does not reflect the original design of God and yet it is a reality, because you are born gay,” he says in the book.’
Despite this, our code-breakers have analysed Cardinal Kasper’s comments in his book and decoded them after frenzied analysis. They translate as…
“Yeah, so whatever that Lady Gaga says, that’s what I believe, so you should too.”
Cardinal Kasper, you’ll recall, was caught lying about comments he made concerning African Bishops to Edward Pentin at the last round of the Synod in 2014. Mr. Pentin had, thankfully, recorded the conversation and made it public, and the good and holy cardinal has been looking for some payback ever since.
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