“New Evangelization!”

“New ecumenism!”

“New Rosary!”

New! title for a new! idea of a “retired” pope “emeritus!” Courageous! New!

And, btw guys, “Novus Ordo Missae” means “New Order of the Mass,”

…and every day we hear from you guys about how all this “new” stuff is fine, juuuuust fiiiiine…

In fact, its GREAT! It’s progress! It’s “development of doctrine”! It’s a throwing off of “outdated” ways of “being Church” (or whatever it is you people say)…

New! New! New! Wheeeee! The newness of new things! So shiny!

So, how then are you not “neo-Catholics”?

Guys, “neo” just means “new”.

Maybe that’s confusing to you. It’s Greek, after all.

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