At last, the truth comes out!

The Benedict who wrote The Letter isn’t the real Benedict…

WHAT a relief! I mean, if this hadn’t come to light, we might have been tempted to think absolutely ANYthing was possible! We might have been left posting ridiculous nonsense on Twitter about how he’s being coerced! Like, someone was threatening or blackmailing him! We might even have had to conclude he was being dishonest in that contradictory letter. We might have been stuck dissecting the minutiae of that thing and claiming that he would never use the word “concrete”… not never not nohow!

Thank God he’s really on our side after all, and the universe can go back to making sense.

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