The doc is released. People are reading it. I’m reading it. Stay calm. Go walk the dog or hug the cat. It’s going to be OK

“Conservative” is getting like those funny pics you can’t figure out what you’re looking at. Bunny or duck? Bunny or duck? Bunnyduckbunnyduckbunnyduckbunnyduck… Steve lines up a few helpful statements from Cardinal Yes-I’m-Conservative Schonborn, just to keep handy… In His Own Words: Cardinal Schönborn on Exhortation’s Deepest Concerns _Cardinal Christoph Schönborn, the Archbishop of Vienna, Austria, has been chosen by Pope Francis to present his apostolic exhortation, Amoris Leaeticia, on 8 April.

Ann helpfully helps with: “Interestingly, Francis’ last spewage, Laudato Si, was written and released in Italian – NOT Latin – to great fanfare. Now, we go back to the Latin. Could it be that these diabolical infiltrators went back to Latin because only in Latin would the double entendre for sodomitical buttsecks work? “And do we further believe that there wasn’t a single Latinist in the Vatican or Rome who just didn’t know, when an ex-cattle broker blogger had multiple emails from casual Latinists and Classicists pointing this out?

So, Cardinal Brandmuller, one of the “good guys,” has just issued a statement telling everyone to “interpret” the Joy of Secks according to traditional Catholic moral teaching. [Auto-translated] “In view of the previous discussions will find special interest those paragraphs of the post-synodal letter, which deal with the problem of divorced and remarried. These are some basic clarifications. It is Catholic doctrine (dogma) that a valid closed and consummated marriage of any power on earth – not even by the Church – can be resolved.

Only a couple days left to stake out your position. Our buddy Pat Archbold helpfully helps with: “The document will contain: “2% Actual Catholic teaching on marriage and the rest. This will provide all the cover necessary for the “everything is awesome” toadies to crow about how beautiful and orthodox it is. ‘I mean, did you read the second paragraph on page 98, that almost sounds like Pope Pius X.

“The pastoral situation that the bishops are now facing as they consider the question of communion for the divorced and remarried is of their own making. And I submit for your consideration the idea that this happened not by accident, but by design. With marriage all but destroyed, finding a “pastoral” solution is necessary. It just so happens that this pastoral solution razes the infallible teaching of the Church on the Eucharist as it is implemented.

Just to clarify: “Lesbos” is an Island – https://t.co/Sj2A7NNdVk #catholic #vatican #popefrancis pic.twitter.com/eDrId7rDwd — Novus Ordo Watch (@NovusOrdoWatch) April 6, 2016 They mostly annoy me, but this one made me laugh loudly. In public. ~

Did you mean this CDF? So, rumours are going around that Muller’s CDF has made some kind of objection. That he’s “fisked” the EoD and there will be some kind of “explanatory” document produced to tell the Faithful the Bad Bits to ignore (Jimmy Akin, call your office). Yeah. That’ll show em…  

Some time ago, just before the opening of Synod 1, someone more or less laid out what the Church was going to look like when they were done. This pontificate is the End Game of the whole Revolution that has been in constant forward motion, with almost no brake, since 1965 in the institutions of the Church. They know, and we know, that they’re almost done. ~ “Many Catholics are making the mistake of thinking this [the entire Synod process since the Consistory of 2014] is an attack on marriage.

WAKE UP! ~